10 Commandments for Good Travellers

1. Thou shall not expect to find things as thou as at home, for thou hast left home to find things different.
2. Thou shall not take anything too seriously, for a carefree mind is the start of a good holiday
3. Thou shall not let travellers get on your nerves, for thou hast paid good money to enjoy yourself.
4. Remember to take half as many clothes as thou thinkest and twice the money.
5. Know at all times where thy passport is, for a person without a passport is a person without a country.
6. Remember that if thou had been expected to say in one place, thou would have been created with roots.
7. Thou shalt not worry, for he that worried hath no pleasure
8. When in a country not your own, be prepared to do somewhat as they do.
9. Thou shalt not judge the people of the country by the people who hath given thee trouble
10. Remember thou art a guest in other lands and he who treats his host with respect shall be honoured.